A Clever Sheep, Jr.

What if we took all the excess CO2 and turned it into dry ice? We'd be cooling off the world 2 ways! I'll be waiting for a call from Oslo.

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Like Olestra, "first 100 days" news goes through people so quickly that... their bodies are unable to properly absorb or digest it all.

I've isolated the problem: spending long hours sitting and focusing on writing is the exact opposite of what a writer's life should be.

Kafka's ideal life "would be to sit in the innermost room of a spacious locked cellar with my writing things and a lamp." Me, too, Franz.

My random playlist just played "Good Girls Don't" for the 2nd time in 2 days. It must mean something, but it can't be anything good...

Plato: "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." I'm just sayin'...