A Clever Sheep, Jr.

There are so many canals and bridges in my mouth that my dentist has turned over responsibility to the Dept. of Public Works.

No angels, no devils, no heroes, no villains. Just cats and dogs, men and women.

I used to bleed graphite black and ballpoint blue, but now it seems I bleed invisible ink.

What a beautiful, sunny, dry day it isn't here in Seattle... I mean, Baltimore.

"If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger/ We're gonna last longer/ Than the greatest wall in China/ Or that rabbit with the drum..."

Sorry, Paul K., but, like Schiller said, "Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain." http://ping.fm/8krEO

"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's there are few." - Shunryu Suzuki

"The aim of literature is the creation of a strange object covered with fur which breaks your heart." - Donald Barthelme

Keep the change.

Dog No. 1 wouldn't notice a pterodactyl buzzing the back yard, while Dog No. 2 tracks every sparrow like a canine air traffic control.