A Clever Sheep, Jr.

84F outside me, 101F inside me.

There are experiments going on right now in the pharmaceutical lab in my stomach

It could be H1N1, I guess...

I think the weeds which have taken over my back lawn are the same as a Dole Spring Mix bag o' salad. So: lawn-mower or ranch dressing?

The yes-man is your enemy, but your friend will argue with you.

On the stairs I smoke a/cigarette alone/Mexican kids are shootin'/fireworks below/Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July http://bit.ly/8yWOc

Enjoy the start of USA's 234th year of freedom, but take a moment to think about the people of Iran fighting for freedom, too.

I can never remember: is language "a dog from hell" and love "a virus from outer space", or vice versa?

History and memory churn whitewater rapids around my knees. I stand still and the river is an ever-changing stranger.

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.-- Frederick Douglass